Suzy Hotrod

Suzy Hotrod joined Gotham Girls Roller Derby in New York City because she was a poor self motivator who hadn’t exercised in 4 years.

She is known for her honesty and backwards witty way with words. This clearly qualifies her to answer your monthly questions about roller derby.

While she appears to be a tough, mean chick, the truth is, “Everyone thinks I’m an asshole! I’m the nicest one here!”

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